In the depths of the universe, alien life forms continually wage war against each other to determine supremacy and control of all.
One such race was that of the Boner Lickers.
However, with all other lifeforms developing armored shlongs to combat their highly toxic and acidic saliva, the Boner Lickers were losing the war... and their virginity.
Overcome with pity for the soon to be universal seed-bearers, the Goddess advised the Boner Lickers to forge alliances with other sex-deprived races to bolster their deflowered defenses.
Heeding the Goddess' advice, the Boner Lickers first turned to the Devils... who apparently don't like eating malnourished skeletal specimens.
They also sent a letter of peace to the Angels. However, seeing that the Boner Lickers like to play S&M games, the doors to Heaven were shut off immediately.
In desperation, the Boner Lickers even tried to get inside the pants of Caucasian emo vampires to no avail.
With no other races willing to accept them, they turned to the weakest, most perverted race in the Universe: humans, particularly cosplayers.
They tried to blend in with them...
And yet, they still couldn't keep their tongues in...
Prompting them to steal a magic wand in hopes of keeping their tongues shut...
Their wagging and salivating tongues did get closed in, but down there is as open as ever.
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