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Friday, May 27, 2011

I wish maids were more useful

Maid cosplayers are among the most worthless in the cosplay scene, tailing really close behind those Naruto and Bleach idiots. The only difference between the two unoriginal pieces of shit is that while the latter is made of socially challenged kids who need to jump on the bandwagon to earn self-worth, the former takes a shot at self-worth by personifying the age old fetish objects that find their raison d'etre in servitude.

Now the real problem here is that local maid cosplayers are too incompetent to do what they're supposed to. We all know they exist because there are some miserable people in this world who need to reaffirm their existence by taking the shoes of crowd favorite fuck buddies, but when you already see them in their bulky and frilly outfits, they forget their professions and instead just stand around conventions like defective sluts that no one wants.

You see, maid cosplayers, we know your needs. We know you need someone to serve and a cock to suck to keep your jobs. You whores should stop dilly-dallying and start working as prescribed. Do your masters and their penis extensions a favor and spread your legs for the camera, let your boobs hang out, or even flash 'em titties once in a while. Either that or go back to the fucking kitchen and make a sandwich before showing your pitiful selves at cons.

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